Because the California legislature did not have the funds to purchase a fiddle for every legislator to play while California spirals down the economic death hole, the members of the Assembly spent their time considering and passing a new law intended to solve California’s financial woes by asking citizens to swear off swearing for a week.  Finally recognizing that their intellect was not up to the monumental task of passing important legislation that might fix the broken state, the Assembly simply punted and tackled a subject well know to all of them – cursing.  Now the Senate must consider the bill.  Next up for the Assembly, a bill giving Paris Hilton a key to the Golden State for her hard work in promoting Los Angeles as a playground for air-headed trust babies.

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