Toy Police Recall Toxic Gloves Containing Too Much Lead

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and Health Canada . . . announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed. It is illegal to resell or attempt to resell a recalled consumer product.  Name of Product: Youth and Adult Brine VIP Lacrosse Gloves,  Units: About 7,000 in the United States and 30 in Canada.  Hazard: Screen printing ink used on the silver triad logo on the back of the glove contains excessive levels of lead, violating the federal lead paint standard.  Incidents/Injuries: None reported.

Big Brother Lunacy – One Child Tangled in Roller Shade Chord Uninjured but Consumer Product Safety Commission Recalls 1.3 Million Shades

Government agencies must take action to justify their existence.  Agency action usually means loss of freedom and financial harm to the public.  One of the most worthless government agencies is the Consumer Product Safety Commission that now sticks its ugly head in all facets of American life.  It’s latest target – roller shades used on windows.  Regardless of the fact that there is no evidence that any person, child or adult, has ever been harmed by the roller shades, the CPSC recalled 1.3 million shades.  Unelected bureaucrats are ruling our lives.

Earth to the CPSC – it is not possible to eliminate every possible threat to children.  Here’s the latest CPSC joke tragedy outrage recall:

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with the firm named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed. It is illegal to resell or attempt to resell a recalled consumer product.  Name of Product:  Roman and Roller shades.  Units: About 1.3 million (1,160,000 Roman shades and 115,000 roller shades).


  • Roman Shades: Strangulations can occur when a child places his/her neck between the exposed inner cord and the fabric on the backside of the shade or when a child pulls the cord out and wraps it around his/her neck.
  • Roller Shades: Strangulation can occur if the shade’s continuous loop cord is not attached to the wall with the tension device provided and a child’s neck becomes entangled in the free-standing loop.


  • Roller Shades: CPSC and Smith+Noble have received a report of a 5-year-old boy in Tacoma, Washington who became entangled in an unsecured continuous loop bead cord on a roller shade in May 2009. No medical treatment was required.
  • Roman Shades: None.

Here’s a picture of the dangerous shades.

Students Aren’t Allowed To Touch Real Rocks – How the Consumer Product Safety Commission Drives Parents & Everyone Else Crazy

Forbes:  Fear that real rocks may contain harmful substances, a school cancelled its rock purchase order and showed students a poster of rocks instead of the real thing.   “And so it goes in the unbrave new world, where nothing is safe enough. It’s a world brought to us by the once sane, now danger-hallucinating Consumer Product Safety Commission. . . . [that] actively engages in fear mongering, perhaps to give it something to do.”

“Then there’s the Little Tykes workbench. Last year the CPSC recalled that product’s toy nails after an 11-month-old boy almost choked on one. Those nails are made out of plastic. They’re 3 1/4 inches high and 1 1/4 inches wide. They’ve been sold with the workbench since 1994. And the boy who almost choked is fine. So we’re talking about a product that has been on the market for 15 years and sold 1,600,000 units. It is popular, safe and time-tested. To me that’s an exemplary toy.  To the CPSC it is a killer on the loose.”

Ever Vigilant Consumer Product Safety Commission Always Looking for Reasons to Justify Its Existence Now Warning Parents About Opening Windows

From the your tax dollars at work department.  No.  We did not make up the warning from the Consumer Products Safety Commission that appears under the headline in bold below.  After reading it, I can’t wait for possible future announcements from the CPSC that may warn parents about the dangers of children:

  • Falling down stairs
  • Opening kitchen drawers and playing with knifes
  • Putting hands in garbage disposals
  • Swallowing can openers that contain excessive levels of lead
  • (Infants) falling into open toilet bowls and drowning
  • In Iowa being attached by a shark.

CPSC Urges Parents and Caregivers to Consider Safety Before Opening Windows

Opening windows in your home to enjoy the warmer temperatures may seem harmless, but windows have proven to be sources of injury and death for young children. In recent weeks, several children have fallen from windows and U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) data indicates that on average, about eight deaths occur yearly to children five years or younger while an estimated 3,300 children five and younger are treated each year in U.S. hospital emergency departments. Hospitalization was required for about 34 percent of these children after falling from a window.

These deaths and injuries frequently occur when kids push themselves against window screens or climb onto furniture located next to an open window.

“The deaths and life-altering injuries we have seen here at CPSC are heart-breaking and in many cases preventable,” said CPSC Chairman Inez Tenenbaum. “We want parents and caregivers to think safety before opening the windows where young children are present.”

“Window falls increase dramatically during the spring and summer months but they can be prevented,” said Chrissy Cianflone, Director of Programs for Safe Kids USA. “It takes active supervision on the part of the parent or caregiver, and a device called a window guard. Screens are meant to keep bugs out, not kids in. Window guards are easy to install and have a release mechanism in the event of an emergency.”

“The window fall season is upon us. The harmless act of opening a window to enjoy the beautiful weather can lead to tragedy unless parents and caregivers of young children exercise proper safety precautions,” said Mindy A. Bockstein, Chairperson and Executive Director of the New York State Consumer Protection Board. “Let’s not be lulled into a false sense of security by window screens but properly install window guards and follow other safety measures.”

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