Scrappleface:  “President Obama today announced his plan to add ‘choice and competition’ to the World Series of Major League Baseball by adding a ‘public team’ to the traditional end-of-season championship duel. . . . Players on the public team must meet a stringent set of regulations, outlined in a 2,700-page codebook, that ensures the public will get the highest quality of baseball available within the limited resources of the federal government.”