Scrappleface:  “Following President Obama’s visionary speech to the United Nations Tuesday, the U.N. Security Council today passed a resolution altering human nature to comport with ‘Obama’s hope-saturated view of our global future.’  The measure comes a day after the council adopted a resolution aimed at ‘ridding the world of nuclear armaments, and replacing such weapons of mass destruction with fuzzy bunnies, warm chocolate and purple petunias.'”