Above the Law:  “Let’s get the boring stuff out of the way.  Albert Freed . . . won a trip to Hawaii . . ..  As part of the vacation celebration, Mrs. Freed bought her husband some new Hanes brand briefs. But Mr. Freed is a husky gentleman, and apparently the new trunks couldn’t contain all of his junk. He sued Hanes, claiming they made ‘defective’ underwear.”